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I was feeling a little blue and I was looking for something on the internet to cheer me up and Warren Ellis has a post on his tumblr pointing to a website, I Write Like, so I thought, oh, hey, why not? Warren got David Foster Wallace; I was thinking, huh, maybe it’ll tell me I write like John Steinbeck! Hell, maybe David Mitchell!!!
Sigh. Going to bed now.
PS - It’s funny. I admit it. Even I think it’s funny.
Poor Joe. As I said to him on Twitter: I’m laughing, but I also somehow feel kind of terrible for him.
Also this website is clearly a curse and the people who built it should be sterilised.
(via suicideblonde)
DANCING IN THE DARK: She was a wife now. A police officer’s wife. The rules were...
She was a wife now. A police officer’s wife. The rules were straightforward. Always walk two steps behind him. Always ask his permission before buying anything. Wear only clothes he approved of. Always keep the house immaculate and always cook his steak rare. Never question him or his schedule.




